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The Redneck Backscratcher Is Here to Relieve Dry Itchy Backs This Winter


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An itchy back can easily be solved with lotion, y'all, but just in case you're too lazy for that, just grab yourself a good ol' Redneck Backscratcher. Who needs an extra hand when you can have the ultimate back scratcher?

Long nails can't even relieve itchy backs or give you tingles like the Redneck Backscratcher. This gadget is exactly what ashy people need. Hey, the wintertime is creeping up! I know we could all use this for large areas on our bodies.

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  • Ships from the United States
  • Gag gift idea
  • Wooden handle for firm grip

The back scratcher is shaped just like a garden rake and features 15 tines, which is like having 15 back scratchers in one. That means you get to put in less effort. HaHa Brand says four out of five shoppers at Winn Dixie said it scratched their backs better than their ex-wives did. Lol. Now that's what I call good quality!

It's the perfect gift for your itchy dads. Grab this for Father's Day or Dad's upcoming 50th birthday. Hell, go ahead and get it as a Christmas gift. Dad doesn't need a fancy spa day for his bad, itchy back. He just needs the Redneck Backscratcher.

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Hey, just because it's a great gag gift doesn't mean you can't actually use it. Prank your itchy friends with it, but let them know the brand new Redneck Backscratcher is fantastic. Amazon customer reviews are amazing.

A customer gave it five stars and said,

Update - I've had it 3 months now and I just have to rave about it again!!! Whoever invented this - THANK YOU!!! You e done a service to mankind!!! Seriously!!! I've been widowed 6 years now. Is it terrible to say that one thing I miss most is the great backscratches he used to give me? I was so spoiled!! I no longer have to suffer an itchy back. Thank you!!!"

Okay, that actually makes me want to cry a little. I'm so glad she found a resolution for her itchy back!

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