When it comes to the levels of anger that one can express towards a significant other, somewhere on the higher side of the spectrum is smashing that person’s car with an easily wieldable object. Short of physically harming someone, it’s the ultimate form of taking out seething domestic rage, almost to the point of being cliche. And while no one envies either the recipient or the perpetrator of the car smashing, it admittedly does make for a fairly entertaining scene.
That’s why when one woman saw her neighbor absolutely going to town on her husband’s Corvette with a golf club, she was quick to get out her phone and start recording. You can see the aforementioned vehicular destruction in all its gritty glory in the video below.
Warning: If you own a Corvette or a similarly expensive car, you may want to shield you eyes.
I don’t know what the owner of that Corvette did to get his wife so mad with him. Safe bet is that it had something to do with cheating, but who knows? Maybe he forgot to get her flowers for their anniversary. Maybe he didn’t notice her new haircut. Maybe he forgot to pick up the kids from school. Hell, maybe it was all just some sort of elaborate insurance scam that both the husband and wife were in on.
Whatever the case, I hope the golf club-wielding woman is prepared for her newfound internet infamy. Because, considering that the video has raked in nearly 5 million views on Facebook, you better believe that at least a few family members will have some questions for her come Thanksgiving.
3 Must-Have Golf Clubs for the Would-be Car Wrecker
If you’re a jealous girlfriend, a pissed-off boyfriend, or just bored and looking for some time to kill, smashing a fancy car with a golf club is the perfect outlet. But, if you’re hoping to dish out some serious damage to a high-end luxury ride, you’ll want to have the best clubs for the job.
Here are three highly-rated golf clubs, available on Amazon, that should be able to sufficiently service any and all of your car-smashing needs.
With True Temper steel, a classic blade shape, and a high polish finish, the Wilson Harmonized Golf Wedge is a solid and reliable club to have in your car-wrecking arsenal.
Oh, and if you plan on actually using this for golf, this club is perfect for getting your ball onto the green from most lies.
This one’s for the ladies. Sure, you could always just take this to the driving range to blow off some steam, but with top-of-the-line Fusion technology and a titanium exo-cage, this Big Bertha Fusion driver can also dish out some serious damage on any vehicle of your choosing.
Designed for distance and accuracy on the course, the Excel EGI Hybrid club is equipped with a graphite shaft, perfect for easily wielding in a fit of angry passion. With a bigger sweet spot, you’ll be able to smash out windows and dent up doors like a certified pro.