You can't beat the cynical advice of a disgruntled motorist. They know the turns. They know the accident-prone intersections. They know the attitude on the streets. "There's no personal space." "Cross into other lanes and goose it." "Pick a human shield to take the hit for you." "Cut down alleyways." "Ride on the sidewalk." Those might all sound like dangerous pieces of advice, but for a weary backpacker in Vietnam, they are the harsh realities of an every day commute. It's also both ridiculous unsafe and snarkily hilarious.