Veteran Escapes Bad Date With Helicopter and Lots of Guns

Veteran Army Ranger Matt Best was ready to spend a night out on the town with his girl when she asked if he was packing. The ridiculous armory carried on his person was too much for her so she gave him an ultimatum. Matt called in backup for an emergency evac straight through the sunroof of his limo dangling from a helicopter like the American badass he is.