Some people are just way too eager to get to school on time. It's O.K. to be late "Cool Bus" driver. We understand that you're trying to impress the substitute in first period, but she'll understand. Give the kids on your route a break for just one day, and you'd be amazed at how much money you'll save on Dramamine.
The 13 second run is really impressive though, especially when you consider that bus is as aerodynamic as Chris Christie in parachute pants.