From the Ron Burgundy Playbook on Escalating Things Quickly, these two British ice cream truck drivers go from zero to Rocky Road in ten seconds. A hammer through the driver's side window usually says all that need be said, but the assaulted ice cream truck driver gets cold, sweet, revenge in the form of a rear end collision. This violent turf war over children's joy thankfully ends without any cherry Sno-cone flavoring being spilt, though.
