Would You Let This Insanely Tall Human Catapult Sling You Up At 125 MPH?

BASE jumpers are always looking for their next jump, and every time it has to be one thing: BIGGER. These two wild adrenaline junkies and world-renowed BASE enthusiasts, Chris Douggs McDougall and Jimmy Pouchert, with the help of some dedicated engineers formGo Fast Energy and Skydive Dubai, rigged up a bonkers human slingshot between two cranes. The stretcher on which the jumper lays shoots them into the air at almost 125 miles per hour in a SINGLE SECOND which subjects their bodies to about 6 G's (three times more than our own astronauts feel launching from Cape Canaveral. The whole thing puts you over three hundred feet in the air, where you release your parachute and float back down to safety and clean underpants.