You don't have to be a genius to predict what will happen if you rub dog poop in a police officer's face. Clearly this lady wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. While walking her dogs through a crash site/murder scene, an oblivious woman was approached by two police officers. The officers told her that the roads were blocked off for their investigation and that she would need to take an alternate route home. After arguing for a few minutes, the woman slapped one officer in the face with a bag full of her dog's crap. She was immediately tossed to the ground like a rag doll and arrested.