Wasted driver tries to play it cool when he's stopped by the cops


These cops were looking around for a suspected driver that was reported to be in the area driving erratically by hopping curbs and doing donuts. When this cop arrived they saw this joker in sitting in his car and trying to act all calm. The problem being? Well, the car was half on a curb and half on the grass. He had tires blown and a front end that had recently been smashed.
The cops are trying to talk to this guy and his only strategy was simple but not very effective: Act like nothing happened at all. If it weren't for the mountain of evidence laid out before him, well, he might have gotten away with it.