Drunk decisions are typically bad decisions as one idiot illustrates in this video. A 25-year-old man in Wisconsin was arrested after officers caught him doing a belly flop on their squad car. The entire 'accident' was caught on their dashcam. Like a bull at a rodeo, the drunk locks eyes with the squad car and then runs at full speed. With a majestic leap he flies through the air spread eagle before landing in the dead center of the windshield. The crystal clear glass becomes a spiderweb of cracks as the drunk tries to run off. The officers managed to catch him and delivered him to the Winnebago County jail after a quick trip to the hospital.