Until you learn that lions can unlock doors and rhinoceroses looooove charging things and ramming them with their horns, safaris always sound like a grand, fun idea. Then you take a picture of the wrong rhino and he lets the side of your Mitsubishi have it a couple of times and now the inside of your car has a strange poop-like smell you can't quite place.
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