Wild Rhino Really Didn't Want Its Picture Taken

Until you learn that lions can unlock doors and rhinoceroses looooove charging things and ramming them with their horns, safaris always sound like a grand, fun idea. Then you take a picture of the wrong rhino and he lets the side of your Mitsubishi have it a couple of times and now the inside of your car has a strange poop-like smell you can't quite place.