Oh boy. Give a redneck a Corvette and he'll give you back the front bumper because he wrecked it doing sweet donuts and burnouts. Seriously. This car just rolled off the dealership lot--10 freaking miles on it--and this dumb-dumb decides to taste concrete in it. Such a tragedy. This is why we can't have nice things.
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