The Sweet Satisfaction of Idiots on Hoverboards

Who knew the latest moronic trend of the Christmas season will probably kill you or set you on fire? Like the Tickle-Me-Elmos and Furbies of the world, the "Hoverboard" will go the way of the dodo quite soon and be gone from the collective hangover that is the Christmas season, once the broken noses, hips, and arms have all been paid for, of course.