Tesla ruthlessly attacks, destroys garage door


For the foreseeable future, just park your car in your garage, or anywhere else for that matter, yourself. We get it, you bought the new thing and it does all that stuff, but we're definitely all going to all laugh at you when your expensive new tool goes HAL on the nearest inanimate object and destroys itself in an awkward bid to escape sentience.

Speaking of laughing at people who wrecked expensive tech, Teslarati ruined his garage door with a Tesla Model X.

Teslarati was taking an obscene amount of time to park his car, easily tripling the amount of time it'd take him to just do this himself, when his car made a final mad dash for freedom, costing Teslarati a garage door.

Again, just stop showing off, folks.