WHY GOD? WHY?! Apparently, the poor schmuck who bought this thing took it to a really cheap window tinting place after driving it off the lot, and the mechanics took it out for a joyride and totaled it. Which just goes to show you, if you’re in for a penny, you’re in for a pound. If you have enough money to by a limited edition Corvette, then you have the money to take it somewhere that won’t wreck your ride for you.