There's a reason there's a "mini" in the name "Mini Cooper." It's small. It weighs less than 3,000 pounds. It tops out at about 158 inches long - that's just over 13 feet, smaller than some (very big) crocodiles. So what made this Mini decide it could take on a Tram? I have no idea, but I do know this - in a battle between Mini Cooper and Tram, Tram wins every time.