If you don't have gravel in your teeth, you aren't doing it right. The boys over at EVO took the road-less-traveled to put five monsters of rally racing to the test. Behind the wheel of an Ariel Nomad, a Ford Fiesta, the hulking Bowler Defender, a rally-tuned Porsche, and a Polaris RZR, you get to be the judge of which machine is the meanest off the tarmac.
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