Raphael Orlove over at Jalopnik ventured up to frigid New Hampshire, presumable the home of the White Walkers, to pit an 80's Audi 4000 S Quattro against a mid-2000's Subaru Impreza, and the results were surprisingly in favor of the older Audi.
Looking like it stepped out of a Frankie Goes to Hollywood music video and onto the set of The Grey, the Quattro matched the Impreza on a rally lap and annihilated it in an uphill drag race.
By the end of this video, you may be whimsically staring at your wallet, contemplating a lifetime of costly replacement parts to lay your hands on one of these old beauties.
Related: Watch this rally cross car try to shake a drone off its tail