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“I’d Rather Go to Jail”: Florida Man Drives 100 MPH Through Sunroof to Avoid His Wife Florida Highway Patrol

Leonard Olsen is clearly one seriously unhappy dude. The 70-year-old Florida man has such an unhappy marriage, that he would have rather gone to jail than spend any more time with his wife. Unfortunately, in the process of pulling off his great escape from the ol’ ball and chain, he endangered a number of other drivers and caught himself a reckless driving charge. Not a great look, Leonard.

In the above footage, Olsen can be seen driving down Interstate 4 in Central Florida with his body halfway through the sunroof of his Cadillac. Weaving in and out of traffic, the fed-up husband reached speeds of up to 100 MPH. When he was eventually pulled over by members of the Florida Highway Patrol, Olsen was eager to turn himself in and had this to say, according to the FHP incident report:

“My wife treats me like a servant and she’s the mistress and I’m tired of this shit. Lock me up, I’d rather go to jail than go back home.”

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Well, Leonard got his wish, and after being taken into custody, he added a little bit more onto his story while talking with his arresting officer.

“The car drives itself and has a gigantic computer in it,” Olsen said. “I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute, and I thought it would be nice at the time and that’s what I did.”

So, which is it Leonard? Were you trying to avoid your wife or were you praising God? To me, those seem like two completely different things. Considering this whole thing happened in Florida though, it’s really anyone’s guess. Maybe Leonard was just out in the sun for too long. That pesky Florida heat can really get to ya.

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