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Even the divorce parties are bigger in Texas.

Now, I’ll be honest. Before watching this video of a LaCoste, Texas woman sending her wedding dress straight into the afterlife with one hell of a massive explosion, I never knew that divorce parties were even a thing.

But, it appears that they very much are a thing, and if this footage is any indication, they actually look like a pretty damn good time.

Per Circa:

Kimberly Santleben-Stiteler enlisted the help of her brother to blow up her wedding dress in LaCoste, Texas.

“It was soooo awesome. It was bigger and louder than I could have imagined. The explosion was so loud that it was heard for miles. We had people as far as 15 miles away tell us they heard it!” said Santleben-Stiteler.

Circa asked Santleben-Stiteler whether she would recommend this to anyone else celebrating divorce.

“I would only recommend it for people that know how to use this stuff.”

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As you can see from the video, it looks like this thing was something of a family affair. You’ve got the brother helping out with the explosives. Dad’s probably out gathering firewood for the bonfire later that night, while Mom is likely putting together a huge spread. A few of the little cousins were probably running around in the distance, shooting Roman candles at each other.

If I know my Texas, I’d say this post-divorce shindig was an all-night type deal, filled with barbecue eating, beer drinking, and maybe even a little bit of square dancing. And, of course, more explosions. Because no Texas-style divorce party is complete without an excessive number of explosions.

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