That’s no Speeder! It’s a Segway! And it’s probably a trap. I’m not even sure that thing is fully operational. This cosplaying Scout Trooper says she may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. Also, he finds your lack of faith disturbing. At least you know it will bring balance to the gyroscopic forces. How many Star Wars lines was that? Five? Seven? Impressive.