"Which one makes it go? This one?" "No, Grandpa! That's the wrong lever. You gotta pull the one that say 'Full Ahead', and then pull it all the way back!" "Go 'Full Ahead', right?" "No, Grandpa. The OTHER ONE!" And it was about that time when everyone realized that Grandpa did not have any idea what he was doing.
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