Ahh, work. It’s a drag, ain’t it? You spend all of your time there, day in and day out, and it’s always the same stuff happening on a different day. But every once in a while, you get to see something special. Like when Jim overloaded the forklift, and you were about to tell him not to drive it, but then you remembered how he at the last slice of your birthday cake in the breakroom before you had a chance to enjoy it. Then Jim dropped that pallet on himself and you laughed. Jim’s dead now.
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