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While motovlogger “DankWheelie” was out doing what he is known for, that is to say some dank wheelies, a concerned citizen called the Pinellas Park police about a guy in a red jacket doing wheelies up and down the road. As the Dankster was looking up and down an industrial park road for his vape pen, a police officer approached him and asked if he was the one doing wheelies. Like a champ, our friendly neighborhood wheelie dude lied through his teeth saying his bike couldn’t even do wheelies, and the officer rode away. That’s an Oscar worthy performance right there.