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At this “U-Pull-U-Pay” in Denver, Colorado, you can make off with whatever automotive parts you desire for only $60, provided you can do one thing: carry all of them twenty feet to a makeshift finish line. While the risk of possibly slipping a disc doesn’t sound like the best time to us, these bruisers are all about maximizing their deal, so they load themselves up like pack mules with wheels, axles, and almost whole transmissions and then slowly lumber to the finish to pay for their prizes. We salute you, dudes.