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It turns out that there was more truth to 2010’s Rubber that originally thought, and it was setting the stage for the upcoming tire rebellion. A more ominous and insatiable synthetic enemy than any terminator. At least that seems to be the best explanation for this man-seeking wheel.

It all starts innocently enough. A tire aimlessly rolling down the road. Then it happens. The errant wheel spots its target, an unassuming man lounging in a white chair. The blood is in the water. With a bounce, another bounce, and a spring, the tire is on it’s target!


The man sees his attacker, a moment of tread dread, but it’s too late. The blow is dealt.

It’s only a matter of time before this is a Mortal Kombat finisher.

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