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In this European security footage from a parking garage, try to count just how many separate collisions this drunken moron gets into over the course of two minutes. First, he backs into the car behind his stall, hits the opposite wall, parks it, opens up the exit door, then proceeds to hit every wall on the way out, and even the guardrail on the street outside. Through it all, this drunken Superman and his Alfa Romeo keep on trucking to wherever he had to get so quickly and so stupidly.