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Witness the Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG 6.0 V8 Bitubo. Even though it weighs a sizable 1,925 kilograms (that's just over 2 tons!) it's capable of 0 - 60 in just 4.2 seconds. It's also designed to keep your neighbors awake for all time until the end of time.