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If trucks are ever able to fly, this will be looked back upon as the Wright Brothers moment. Jimmy Durr in the FTL Megatruck launched itself desperately towards the heavens like an ostrich striving to touch the top of the Sydney Opera House, or some other such Aussie nonsense.

Things ended less than swell, with the truck limping off the ramp to raise it tires towards the sky and beyond… to an unflinching god.

However, Durr came out a little better than the Fueled by Haters truck, which launched itself with equal enthusiasm but less followup.

The Fueled by Haters truck crawled away to tuck itself in towards the wall, ready to sleep off all of its busted shocks.

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