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This man has ice in his veins.

He saw his wife give birth to quintuplets and shrugged; the nurses cried because it was the most emotion that had broken through this crusty motorcyclists cement coated facade in decades. This is a man who jumpstarts cars by glaring at them. You can’t surprise him with your ridiculous auto accidents.

Flip your car, and this guy will calmly back into his favorite parking space, he has one, and mock you from a distance.


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